A Freshly Harvested Crop of 38 Farming Memes for Good Ole Boys Chugging Along in the Country

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    My great grandfather who picked 40 acres of aspargus by hand, watching me call the Deere dealer because my air conditioned seat went out
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    When I successfully grow a crop and reward myself by eating it
  • 03
    When she looks through your phone but all she can find is screenshots of old tractors on marketplace
  • 04
    My wife: "Tractors can't sound like sewing machines" Me, an intellectual: JOHN DEERE JOHN DEERE
  • 05
    Midwestern farmers witnessing the first rain in 6 weeks
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    Dad: *updates equipment and practices to make farming easier* *Farming gets easier for me* Dad:
  • 07
    they always say 'howdy, partner' never 'how are you, partner?'
  • 08
    the cows eating their grass when i drive by and scream "HEY COWS"
  • 09
    when the FaceTime connects
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    Others: Studying Agriculture is easy Me carrying the society and the whole world: AGRICULTURE @AgricultureMemes Botany/ Horticulture Crop Production Protection Agric Veterinary/Animal Science Biotechnology Agronomy Environmental Science/ Forestry Food Agricultural Science Extension Agricultural Economics
  • 11
    That's all 40 Sheep What? We should only have 37!? I know, I rounded them up. PunHubOribe
  • 12
    Country units of measurement: Next door 1-2 minutes Right up the road= 5-10 minutes A couple miles= 10-20 minutes Not too far 20-50 minutes A little ways over an hour A pretty good drive= 2 hours + YeeYeoApparel
  • 13
    Maybe if I befriend my aging neighbor... ...offer to help him out on the farm... ....lend him a hand planting and spraying... ...he'll rent me his farm when he retires.
  • 14
    Adding my neighbors fields up on Climate to see how many acres he actually farms INTERESTING.
  • 15
    Farm wives on the 8th week of spring after they've made 563 field meals, given 227 rides and drove 90 miles to pick up a part only for it to be wrong: I have never, ever been happier.
  • 16
    Farmers Farm Wives Society Co-op employees
  • 17
    *Gets rained out for the 8th day in a row* My liver: Please don't do this.
  • 18
    Oil dry companies after me and the guys start in on winter. maintenance in the farm shop. Π
  • 19
    The dealership manager and regional rep explaining how 650k for a new tractor is resonable OVE FOR AINA
  • 20
    First planted field Last planted field because I wanna go home
  • 21
    I don't mean to flaunt my wealth, but I just paid cash for these bad boys.
  • 22
    When you look at your crops and see that one crop has not grown evenly Why cant you just be normal? @AgricultureMemes *Screams*
  • 23
    Agronomist: Your crops have a very rare disease Farmer: how rare? Agronomist: You pick the name @agriculturememes
  • 24
    Talk dirty to me ;) I fill the sprayer with ditch water sometimes
  • 25
    Agronomist: The water hemp is too tall. You can't kill it. Me with a loaded sprayer of dicamba, Flexstar, Cobra and a half dozen empties from the chem shed: Can't live if your on fire
  • 26
    My dad at 33: Me at 33: I ran an open cab MM 602 for 14 hours pulling a two bottom plow My air ride seat won't stop squeaking
  • 27
    Me: "Can you please work for more than 2 hours at a time?" My overpriced planter: No, I don't think I will
  • 28
    When my wife invites me to a work party the evening I'm done planting and it has an open bar: I'm gonna get REAL weird with it.
  • 29
    Instagram farmers with corn spiking already Me watching the forecast call for snow flurries
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    Dad's face when I explain what upgrades I did to the planter this winter
  • 31
    When your buddy who farms part time grabs that 400 acre trophy piece to rent you did it. you crazy son of a you did it
  • 32
    = FARMTranslate FARMER - DETECTED ENGLISH Sign 1979 NO I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE PICKING SUNDAY. → I'M GONNA CALL YOU AT 5:40 A.M. YELLING THAT WE SHOULD BE IN THE FIELD. а о Send feedback
  • 33
    3rd Gen farmer with family money Media N 7th Gen custom farmer
  • 34
    MY WIFE TRYING TO PLAN A NICE FAMILY TRIP IN APRIL/MAY/OCTOBER/NOVEMBER ME
  • 35
    The neighbors wildlife camera catching me walking from my tractor at 2 am with a mouthful of 2 day old cheetos Drinks Wisconsinble
  • 36
    When I'm planting corn and my daughter wants a ride in the tractor THIS RIDE ONLY STOPS IN AN EMERGENCY. CRYING IS NOT AN EMERGENCY
  • 37
    "No it's called FBN, Farmers Business Network, and they totally cut out the middle man on inputs. They're corn yields 20 bu less but, like, it's so cheap."
  • 38
    The end of row alarm waking me up from my mid-pass tillage nap

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